#wheresmyambien

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9    3    2 days ago

1:30am. Oven set at an impatient 450 degrees. Huge slice of lasagna. Beautiful bottle of chilled @teremana. I think this is a helluva decision 🀣🍝πŸ₯ƒ #wheresmyambien

12    0    3 days ago

1:30am. Oven set at an impatient 450 degrees. Huge slice of lasagna. Beautiful bottle of chilled @teremana. I think this is a helluva decision 🀣🍝πŸ₯ƒ #wheresmyambien

556K    5.5K    4 days ago

1:30am. Oven set at an impatient 450 degrees. Huge slice of lasagna. Beautiful bottle of chilled @teremana. I think this is a helluva decision 🀣🍝πŸ₯ƒ #wheresmyambien

17    1    4 months ago

For those of you who read my previous post...My nurse from last night LOVES me. She surprised me with earplugs for tonight...still working on the gas mask😷 #hospitalstayssuck #fartingroommate #iwanttogohome #wheresmyambien #pneumoniasucks

35    6    5 months ago

I asked for #nyquil he got enough to prob make #syzurp. Now I’m going to knock myself out while he takes our daughter someplace in clothes that hopefully fit. #ihavefaith #sickmom #wheresmyambien #luckyhepicksuptheslack #trapdaddy

5    0    1 year ago

Either a lot of people like thinking of me or they hold grudges for a long time! #sleepless #nosleepclub #sleepcomeswhenitcomes #countingsheep #socute #iwantone #damnit #wheresmyambien

22    0    2 years ago

I may or may not have brushed my hair or teeth in the past 3 days and it’s 10pm and just realized my underwear have been inside out all day. Today I’ve cleaned up puke, poop, pee, wine, melted diaper cream, spilled formula, and sticky hands. Nah...not tired. #wheresmyambien #wheresmywine

66    3    2 years ago

This is me telling the office valet that Bernice is yours for the evening. It’s also me saying I’ve had enough for May 3, 2018. #wheresmyambien #bernice #valet #mypeople #todayhasbeenaday #fork #done #saferide

21    1    2 years ago

Listen y’all. I don’t always sleep but when I do.. I like to make sure it’s in 3 minute intervals, broken up between 11 minutes of why am I awake again. I got a whole 41 minutes of sleep. πŸŽ‰ #wheresmyambien

20    2    4 years ago

Father's blessings have been given, The Night Before Kindergarten has been read, and special "jitter glitter" from the teacher is by Carter's bed, all to help Carter feel better about his first day of school tomorrow. What's my "jitter glitter" you may ask? Ambien, and chocolate... lots of chocolate. #motheroftheyear #wheresmyambien #eatmyfeelingsaway #sleepmyfeelingsaway

11    4    4 years ago

Trying to do the math but this insomnia won't let me be great. #ineversleep #insomniac #wheresmyambien

12    1    4 years ago

One shake. One new baby. One mom ready to shed the baby weight and stop from feeling like crud. Fast forward to said mom having killer results. Obviously couldn't keep her mouth shut. I mean "hello" - she's a woman. Now has a team of over 5,000 and because these 5,000 people rock so much, she's in route to Maui for an all-expense paid trip. Say what?!?!?! Grateful. Humbled. Proud. Ready for a relaxing get-away. An extra gigantic thank you to my amazingly supportive parents aka the best grandparents in the world that are taking care of my sweetie. I love you two so much and appreciate everything you do for us!! #TopAchievers #MauiBound #WheresMyAmbien #PrayForDecentMovies #MakeYourPassionYourPaycheck

58    5    5 years ago

White Nights, Jetlag, Vodka on repeat. I forgot what sleep feels like... #welcometorussia #polkadots #wheresmyambien

2    0    5 years ago

This what happens when sleep eludes me... #wheresmyambien